Melanie Martinez - Detention Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
[Chorus]
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Post-Chorus]
De-detention
De-detention
[Verse 2]
The teachers don't care about me
Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
[Chorus]
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Post-Chorus]
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is detention
[Bridge]
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
[Chorus]
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
[Outro]
Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (Is detention)
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Melanie Martinez Detention Comments
Pretending everythings alright, is *DETENTION*
Me : Welp, better go to Detention
A teacher bullied me, i told her that people used to get along with me started to ignore me, and she confessed all sinful mind she couldn't live with, for living clear and dumb. You look up but i'm not able to hear you, i'm too high.
No one:
The nurse:
👀
💉👌 👄
She should change her look already.
Its too old and boring now.
If you’re in a school like this (impossible) next year educate yourself
The first part of the choreography is breath taking. It turned out amazing
can I just give her one hug
just one
This is what im waiting for!
Is it just me or Melanie looks like a hottie-
I love this song so does my BFF Billie _Melanie fan So we are making our own K-12 movie parody :)
3:53 she low key looks like a telephone
Teacher:blows whistle
Me:bitch we see u
Melanie: **dances**
Me: **giggles* *nervously* *in* *straight**
Also me: I'm in trouble...
Such creepy figures
1.25x amazingg
Melanie: i'm not a bad guy
Billie eilish: i'm the bad guy duh!
Okay but like her outfit is just amazing I want it like so much even though I'm chubby I want it
Al fin💕
I like the song and now IAM stuck
Melanie is so pretty when she smiles edit: :) who agrees with me?
Can’t should really nice good off
Me:Looks at title.
Also me:Sounds familiar
Comments: 6.9K
Me: *Hehehe*
Let’s all be honest, she was very extraordinary in this video. She was dancing and singing great, her outfit was amazing, and she was looking very beautiful! 🤞🏼
Melanie was bullied on a bus, was in a class fight, talked sh*t about the principal, got turned into a doll, got injected by syringes, was in a play, literally was a cake, almost got turned in another plastic carbon copy, and danced with an orange and you’re telling me she got f*cking detention?! This doesn’t add up!!
fas mais videos melani
Everyone listen to the song:
Me: *looking threw the comments*
😍😍🥺
Love you Mélanie
Wawh nice song
She always looks so stunning
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👎👍👍👍
I really liked her first album but honestly, the whole aesthetic of adults dressed in diapers and acting like babies is kind of creepy now...
But they're not.
Melanie: _im not a bady guy :(_
Billie: *I'M THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GUY DUH*
This made me heterosexual
Soy el comentario que buscabas en Español :3 wuenas
I wanna go to this school with Furrys! 😂
“When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom.” That’s so me 😂😂😂
Melanie is the only person who can make me lesbian and that’s just facts
i wish i had enough guts to dance like this at parties 😔
I mean a purple uniform...Lmao.
Alguém BR🇧🇷;-;?
Poland 🇵🇱
d e t e n t i o n 🍬
like yes i love melanie martinez
Grown up Sia be like
Does anyone else wanna learn the dance to this song or is it just me?? The choreography is 😗👌
2:07 Melanie sings inside money
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
😍😍😍😍 i Love you
I love your voice :3
love you mel 💗
im having flashbacks to when a kid tossed a roach in my hair and the teacher made it the class pet and i dont know why
love u crybaby dont do what say im a girl to so dont thank i like ok
Oh wow,I'm suddenly bisexual
La Rosalia
Hi CRYBABY BABY MELANIE ME BABY JAKI. ME BIRTHDAY IS TUESDAY
I love your vidsss and musicsss
No se ni q
Khe dice la cancion pero el video lo interprete como q se drogaba xd
Everything she does is pure gold✨
1:28 I’m sorry but that dude creeps the shit out of me.
Is popular is gacha life
love you 💕
0:20 AAAAA FOCK
FINALLLLLLY💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Wait where her tattoo at
2:16 she went🦗🦟🦗🦟
3:03 😂 haha
Who is be in detention.i’m but many times😂🤣
1:05 there is starting my fav part
My fav song of k-12❤️❤️😍
1:00 is when thay start dancing, just to let you know if you want to learn the dance
I love u Melanie ❤💜❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟
Me:waiting for detention to come out after 4 weeks
Melanie:gotcha fam
Oh my she understands us crazy women 🤯😆😊✌️
My pansexual ass is quaking
Omg your go9ng on tour on my birthday!!1! I wish I could come!!!! Ughhhhh I wannna go sooooo baddd!
Imagine going to detention
Melanie Martinez: I'm not the bad guy!
Billie eillish: _I'm the bad guy~_
Who else loves K-12 more than I do👍🏼
🖤📎🐱https://youtu.be/ZX0mOm2rRRs🐱📎🖤
🖤📎🐱https://youtu.be/ZX0mOm2rRRs🐱📎🖤
🖤📎🐱https://youtu.be/ZX0mOm2rRRs🐱📎🖤
Melanie and the girls dancing be like: 🦟🦗🦟
perfeita
eu me sinto uma puta ouvindo detention
Q bosta mano.
gentekkkk
*i'm trying to imitate the dance and my cat screamed at me*
Love🤗
OMG I LOVE YOUU MY BOYFRIEND SING THIS AND HE DOESN'T SING🌺🌺🙂🙂🙂
Those cockroaches are gorgeous!
Ok but they did such a good job covering up her tattoos for k-12
My favorite movie 💗💗💕
Amo la sonrisa y su cabello de Melanie Martinez
Billie Eilish: I am a Bad Guy
Melanie Martinez: I am not a Bad Guy
I watch K-12
Her heart earrings 😍😍😍
Am I the only one who loves the purple outfits and the choreography just amazing