3OH!3 - Robot Lyrics




[Chorus]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

Yeah she’s an Android, got it on a Polaroid
White lights in her eyes got me all paranoid
Straight out of the movies with some Blade Runner shit
Tongue to the battery, speaking 8-bit
Yeah, like Atari but sorry, no buttons
The only games you play is lie about somethin’
That’s the clue to back off
Before she takes her mask off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

[Chorus]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

I don’t wanna date another robot-like
All I ever hear is how she buzz all night
About you don’t wanna see another robot fight
And if you never learned to treat a robot right
All I hear is bleep-bloop, R2D2
When you pull the mask off her face is see-through
Control, Alt, Deletes you until we write the past off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

[Chorus x2]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

Everybody in the place do the robot
I can see it in your face, do the robot
If you got metal parts put your hands up
(Hands up hands up hands up hands up)
Everybody in the place do the robot
Yeah, I can see it in your face do the robot
If you’re born without a heart put your hands up

[Chorus x2]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

All I ever wanted was for you to say you love me
But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry
You left me lying in your bed with a question on my tongue
I shoulda known that you were cold, I shoulda known that you were numb
I shoulda run, I shoulda run, all the things I shoulda done
I shoulda seen my future coming, save my soul from getting’ sprung
I shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me in a knot
Well I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot

All I ever wanted was for you to say you love me
But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry
You left me lying in your bed with a question on my tongue
I shoulda known that you were cold, I shoulda known that you were numb
I shoulda run, I shoulda run, all the things I shoulda done
I shoulda seen my future coming, save my soul from getting’ sprung
I shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me in a knot
Well I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot

I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot…





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3OH!3 Robot Comments
  1. Rat Dog

    Cleverbot

  2. Wes 2flex

    Robooot, yeaaa iRobots & i had some Beersss

  3. Wes 2flex

    A little Tougher when she trussts takin the masssk Off, Stupiid motherfuucker never should have betrayyyed Us

  4. Allan Evangelista Rodrigues

    Ok, thats nostalgic

  5. timothy chen

    I am in the video was there when they were doing the shoot 1:12-1:15 Follow me on ig: Inked.ninja249 Mike Diva is the Shit!

  6. Skullcode

    Poor robot. Her love is real, but... d1ff3r3n7.

  7. wackypack

    transfixed por la robotica!

  8. Sir Nightmare

    I wonder about the behind the scenes of this, like if it was all just scripted or did Mike have some guy going around in a robot costume harassing people and making kids cry 🤔

  9. Kraynyan van Mukaluk

    People now literally have electronics in their bodies for non medical purposes...who else has metal parts? Put your hands up!

  10. Gorfo

    🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  11. K3NNY O

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is soo stuck in my head now! luv it!!

  12. K3NNY O

    Qyou Edge brought me here, lol

  13. Chuck McMicheal

    Laughed so hard when the robot knocked that drink outta their hand for no reason.

  14. faustod

    Mark Zuckerberg

  15. stan bruce

    at least the robot cam dance dan

  16. stan bruce

    i miss all of the real people dito dan c u soon

  17. stan bruce

    hes my friend joka joka my little friend phillipino boy i know him for 6 years and he can teach many man loyalty na he famous

  18. The SektorZ

    Was 2pac riding with a robot when he got shot?

  19. Karn Eskelot

    Mr. Data never seen this much action......

  20. Adarsh kumar

    You rocks Mike dahlquist

  21. David

    This makes like 6 videos I've seen with this style robot dancing among people.

  22. The Amazing Pear

    He acts like me in videogames

  23. Melike Günay

    Mr.robot

  24. PvP Gaming

    The robot is Thug life

  25. Flower Boys

    Still bumpin in 2017.

  26. LK Blondie

    I listen to this song whenever I feel like shit, and somehow it doesn't remind me of bad times. love this song.

  27. Paige Danielle

    2011?!?!?!?!?!?

  28. Immanuel Kant

    Bite my shiny, metal ass!

  29. HuberSeker Evil Heart

    even after 6 years this still good af

    Nij

    still good after 8 years.

  30. lamebubblesflysohigh

    that scene from the club is some epic filming yo. Nice job

  31. I d y l l i q u e

    D: FABULOUS

  32. iMakerMan- -HeTheHad

    Fuckin' Love this! People garbage, all of them!

  33. Max_BeastBoy

    3 2 1 blast off <^>

  34. Evan Is My Name

    Having thoughts of bastion killing everyone

  35. T-Rex

    When Arnie goes to the club - Terminator reference.

  36. SyntecTK

    How do you pronounce 3OH!3?

    Irre1evant

    SyntecTK three, oh, three

    SyntecTK

    Irre1evant And I thought it was Bob or smth

  37. Dario Volarić

    Wow, was he really arrested? :D

  38. Aladdin - Hz.media

    This video makes the song like for real

  39. Mr. Nisse

    *_BAD Robot!!!_*

  40. Philip B

    All I could think about was Bender!!!! 😂😎

  41. Austin Weber

    I know exactly where the brunswick is in this video it is so fucking cool seeing that they actually film in Colorado.

  42. I cba to come up with a username soz

    This is lit 🔥

  43. Uncl Dolan

    Same visual filters No Man's Sky game has!

  44. ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW

    Got a Hollywood Undead vibe from this

  45. peter kalman

    simply the best!

  46. Dustyn Myers

    the Left rights is amazing

  47. Uncl Dolan

    holy fuck this has such an old school beastie boys vibe just missing the classic high pitched scrawl

  48. eye Glutched owt Leenkz stoped hed

    My dad brought me here

    Mumbʟes005

    Excellent father.

  49. Nayra Dharma

    Reminds me of dick figures idk y

  50. Timothy Harless

    fallout 4 gameplay

  51. Arii

    That moment when you see tupac and you're like
    whhhhaaat

  52. Josh's Channel Bro

    this is all in covina sickkkk

  53. Jamar Whaley

    This is so good Mike Diva, thank you and keep going. Really amazing stuff.

    I'd love to see you do something with Pentatonix. I don't know why I think it'd just be awesome.

  54. A Flex

    Remi, 0:40 Mememe references, gosh
    Shit, this channel is under rated.

    Maciej Grzywacz

    Yeah, except this video is 4 years old and mememe is from last year.

  55. dead_again

    Fuck you, you, you and you.
    FUCK YOU! hahahahahahahahaha
    -the robot probably

  56. DeGreZet

    Lol. I watched it few years ago and now just found your channel because of other videos. Can't even imagine my face when I realise that's the same person.

    BrickWolfy

    what the fuck

  57. Emily

    this robot harassed lots of asians lmao

  58. Paul Bennett

    Well done!

  59. CnRx22

    that a kevinrobott

  60. Hell Strim

    is this death grips?

  61. Hell Strim

    birb why

  62. Gabe Blair

    Marco Rubio's campaign song.

    KillJoy

    Marco Rubio tried to date a robot?

    Grimm Folly

    No the Rubio IS a robot xD

  63. Jack Movie Patriot

    A.W.A.S.O.M.E

    Jack Movie Patriot

    +Jack Movie Patriot lol awesome

  64. KingOfAllAnimals

    HEY, IT'S CRANKY THE ROBOT! Got that 'tude going on today fer sure!

  65. Nickle Meche

    thank for that

  66. The J Pinder

    love this video 4eva

  67. Decim

    The refrain is SO EPIC

  68. waddle bottlee

    on have of the stuff i still listien to i dont hardly look at comits haha should start.

  69. Daemiex

    little bit beastie boys

  70. The Besties Forever Show

    2:41 first twerk ever

  71. Shit Talk House

    like if youre watching this in 2015

    Decim

    Only idiots who want likes and "fame" say something like this 😉

    TexasDebs

    +Shit Talk House Im watching this in 2018 what what am I out of the loop or off the hook? Sup? Im 46. Go-go's ruuuuule! tehe

    ๊ ๊

    +Shit Talk House
    I'm gay

    ZA WARUDO

    +Shit Talk House 2016 lmao

    ravenous

    +Hide くそったれ strange to know someone in 2020 is going to comment this same thing

  72. Maxwell Keeley

    you better have apologized

  73. Xaverious23

    lyrics would be nice :)

  74. chuckChilla

    I was going to destroy the earth , but then I saw this. Mike Diva has saved the world.... For now! 

    ClonesDream

    @chuckChilla k

    ClonesDream

    @*****
    Thrice

  75. chuckChilla

    This is the best video in the world. 

  76. Highperial

    3:28 OH MY GOD IT'S 2pac

    Barry Scott

    @HyperialLSD LSDAddict 2 Spacks*

    ThatsClapz

    Highperial xD

  77. alotic ragger

     last part tupac???

    Natasha Seymour

    omg yeah

  78. Paige Johnson

    My social studies teacher went to college with these guys

    Ned Daniels

    thats pretty sick

  79. thegreenskeletor

    Please team up with Pink Guy and do the Filthy Frank world justice with a fucking awesome vid.

  80. thegreenskeletor

    My SECOND fave vid on youtube ever. Only beaten by "I'm on crack. Watched this thing like 20 fuggin times in one week.

  81. PURE TESTOSTERONE

    Is he really doing that to random people or are they actors?

  82. Sokobansolver

    Song is called Robot and uses auto-tune. I'd say it's quite fitting.

    peter nigga griffin

    Sokobansolver epic bro so sweet and cool

  83. MachineDeFeu

    Love it !
    The song is just perfect ! the robot is funny XD and the end credits are awesome ;)

  84. Rajiv Sporkslede

    @mike diva 2 Always making the strangest videos.

  85. Ken Fisk

    Pretty Cool Song 10/30

  86. Hailey H

    i have a metal femur does that count?? 2:00

  87. Dovahkiff

    This song is basically my life at the moment...

  88. Mcgiver 13

    this is the song that got me into 3oh!3

  89. Ben Smith

    3:28 TUPAC IS BACK!!!!!

  90. Joanna Reid

    Twerking?! at 0:43

    Attackperson47

    @SuperTigger1999 the good old days..

    Ghostlyshell 617

    Yeah supertrigger, when music was actually good.

    The Nekomancer

    @Garrett Smith I miss those days now the music that's actually good is for some reason found in video games mostly, nothing about twerking or having sex just good ol music take persona q's sound track I love that

    The Nekomancer

    @flydopefresh oh never knew that but it wasn't as known as todays media made it but cool fact

  91. Cindy Reyes

    30h!3 I love you so much and the other guy mehhhhh but 3oh!3 is awesome anyone else who says different can suck crap!!!!!!!💓💓

  92. K West

    I love this

  93. Vrai Ange

    pop dubstep =_=

  94. Ben Hernandez

    This is a work of genius.

  95. nadia carpenter

    Love this song 😘😘😘😃

  96. Light

    Real life Bender