3OH!3 - Robot Lyrics






[Chorus]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

Yeah she’s an Android, got it on a Polaroid
White lights in her eyes got me all paranoid
Straight out of the movies with some Blade Runner shit
Tongue to the battery, speaking 8-bit
Yeah, like Atari but sorry, no buttons
The only games you play is lie about somethin’
That’s the clue to back off
Before she takes her mask off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

[Chorus]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

I don’t wanna date another robot-like
All I ever hear is how she buzz all night
About you don’t wanna see another robot fight
And if you never learned to treat a robot right
All I hear is bleep-bloop, R2D2
When you pull the mask off her face is see-through
Control, Alt, Deletes you until we write the past off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

[Chorus x2]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

Everybody in the place do the robot
I can see it in your face, do the robot
If you got metal parts put your hands up
(Hands up hands up hands up hands up)
Everybody in the place do the robot
Yeah, I can see it in your face do the robot
If you’re born without a heart put your hands up

[Chorus x2]
It’s easy to say no hard feelings when you’re talking to a robot
It gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid muthafucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3. 2. 1. Blast off

All I ever wanted was for you to say you love me
But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry
You left me lying in your bed with a question on my tongue
I shoulda known that you were cold, I shoulda known that you were numb
I shoulda run, I shoulda run, all the things I shoulda done
I shoulda seen my future coming, save my soul from getting’ sprung
I shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me in a knot
Well I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot

All I ever wanted was for you to say you love me
But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry
You left me lying in your bed with a question on my tongue
I shoulda known that you were cold, I shoulda known that you were numb
I shoulda run, I shoulda run, all the things I shoulda done
I shoulda seen my future coming, save my soul from getting’ sprung
I shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me in a knot
Well I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot

I guess that’s just what happens when you try to date a robot…





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  1. R.... D....

    Cleverbot

  2. W.... 2....

    Robooot, yeaaa iRobots & i had some Beersss

  3. W.... 2....

    A little Tougher when she trussts takin the masssk Off, Stupiid motherfuucker never should have betrayyyed Us

  4. A.... E....

    Ok, thats nostalgic

  5. t.... c....

    I am in the video was there when they were doing the shoot 1:12-1:15 Follow me on ig: Inked.ninja249 Mike Diva is the Shit!

  6. S.... ....

    Poor robot. Her love is real, but... d1ff3r3n7.

  7. w.... ....

    transfixed por la robotica!

  8. S.... N....

    I wonder about the behind the scenes of this, like if it was all just scripted or did Mike have some guy going around in a robot costume harassing people and making kids cry 🤔

  9. K.... v....

    People now literally have electronics in their bodies for non medical purposes...who else has metal parts? Put your hands up!

  10. G.... ....

    🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  11. K.... O....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is soo stuck in my head now! luv it!!

  12. K.... O....

    Qyou Edge brought me here, lol

  13. C.... M....

    Laughed so hard when the robot knocked that drink outta their hand for no reason.

  14. f.... ....

    Mark Zuckerberg

  15. s.... b....

    at least the robot cam dance dan

  16. s.... b....

    i miss all of the real people dito dan c u soon

  17. s.... b....

    hes my friend joka joka my little friend phillipino boy i know him for 6 years and he can teach many man loyalty na he famous

  18. T.... S....

    Was 2pac riding with a robot when he got shot?

  19. K.... E....

    Mr. Data never seen this much action......

  20. A.... k....

    You rocks Mike dahlquist

  21. D.... ....

    This makes like 6 videos I've seen with this style robot dancing among people.

  22. T.... A....

    He acts like me in videogames

  23. M.... G....

    Mr.robot

  24. P.... G....

    The robot is Thug life

  25. F.... B....

    Still bumpin in 2017.

  26. L.... B....

    I listen to this song whenever I feel like shit, and somehow it doesn't remind me of bad times. love this song.

  27. P.... D....

    2011?!?!?!?!?!?

  28. I.... K....

    Bite my shiny, metal ass!

  29. H.... E....

    even after 6 years this still good af

    H.... E....

    still good after 8 years.

  30. l.... ....

    that scene from the club is some epic filming yo. Nice job

  31. I.... d....

    D: FABULOUS

  32. i.... -....

    Fuckin' Love this! People garbage, all of them!

  33. M.... ....

    3 2 1 blast off <^>

  34. E.... I....

    Having thoughts of bastion killing everyone

  35. T.... ....

    When Arnie goes to the club - Terminator reference.

  36. S.... ....

    How do you pronounce 3OH!3?

    S.... ....

    SyntecTK three, oh, three

    S.... ....

    Irre1evant And I thought it was Bob or smth

  37. D.... V....

    Wow, was he really arrested? :D

  38. A.... -....

    This video makes the song like for real

  39. M.... N....

    *_BAD Robot!!!_*

  40. P.... B....

    All I could think about was Bender!!!! 😂😎

  41. A.... W....

    I know exactly where the brunswick is in this video it is so fucking cool seeing that they actually film in Colorado.

  42. I.... c....

    This is lit 🔥

  43. U.... D....

    Same visual filters No Man's Sky game has!

  44. �.... �....

    Got a Hollywood Undead vibe from this

  45. p.... k....

    simply the best!

  46. D.... M....

    the Left rights is amazing

  47. U.... D....

    holy fuck this has such an old school beastie boys vibe just missing the classic high pitched scrawl

  48. e.... G....

    My dad brought me here

    e.... G....

    Excellent father.

  49. N.... D....

    Reminds me of dick figures idk y

  50. T.... H....

    fallout 4 gameplay

  51. A.... ....

    That moment when you see tupac and you're like
    whhhhaaat

  52. J.... C....

    this is all in covina sickkkk

  53. J.... W....

    This is so good Mike Diva, thank you and keep going. Really amazing stuff.

    I'd love to see you do something with Pentatonix. I don't know why I think it'd just be awesome.

  54. A.... F....

    Remi, 0:40 Mememe references, gosh
    Shit, this channel is under rated.

    A.... F....

    Yeah, except this video is 4 years old and mememe is from last year.

  55. d.... ....

    Fuck you, you, you and you.
    FUCK YOU! hahahahahahahahaha
    -the robot probably

  56. D.... ....

    Lol. I watched it few years ago and now just found your channel because of other videos. Can't even imagine my face when I realise that's the same person.

    D.... ....

    what the fuck

  57. E.... ....

    this robot harassed lots of asians lmao

  58. P.... B....

    Well done!

  59. C.... ....

    that a kevinrobott

  60. H.... S....

    is this death grips?

  61. H.... S....

    birb why

  62. G.... B....

    Marco Rubio's campaign song.

    G.... B....

    Marco Rubio tried to date a robot?

    G.... B....

    No the Rubio IS a robot xD

  63. J.... M....

    A.W.A.S.O.M.E

    J.... M....

    +Jack Movie Patriot lol awesome

  64. K.... ....

    HEY, IT'S CRANKY THE ROBOT! Got that 'tude going on today fer sure!

  65. N.... M....

    thank for that

  66. T.... J....

    love this video 4eva

  67. D.... ....

    The refrain is SO EPIC

  68. w.... b....

    on have of the stuff i still listien to i dont hardly look at comits haha should start.

  69. D.... ....

    little bit beastie boys

  70. T.... B....

    2:41 first twerk ever

  71. S.... T....

    like if youre watching this in 2015

    S.... T....

    Only idiots who want likes and "fame" say something like this 😉

    S.... T....

    +Shit Talk House Im watching this in 2018 what what am I out of the loop or off the hook? Sup? Im 46. Go-go's ruuuuule! tehe

    S.... T....

    +Shit Talk House
    I'm gay

    S.... T....

    +Shit Talk House 2016 lmao

    S.... T....

    +Hide くそったれ strange to know someone in 2020 is going to comment this same thing

  72. M.... K....

    you better have apologized

  73. X.... ....

    lyrics would be nice :)

  74. c.... ....

    I was going to destroy the earth , but then I saw this. Mike Diva has saved the world.... For now! 

    c.... ....

    @chuckChilla k

    c.... ....

    @*****
    Thrice

  75. c.... ....

    This is the best video in the world. 

  76. H.... ....

    3:28 OH MY GOD IT'S 2pac

    H.... ....

    @HyperialLSD LSDAddict 2 Spacks*

    H.... ....

    Highperial xD

  77. a.... r....

     last part tupac???

    a.... r....

    omg yeah

  78. P.... J....

    My social studies teacher went to college with these guys

    P.... J....

    thats pretty sick

  79. t.... ....

    Please team up with Pink Guy and do the Filthy Frank world justice with a fucking awesome vid.

  80. t.... ....

    My SECOND fave vid on youtube ever. Only beaten by "I'm on crack. Watched this thing like 20 fuggin times in one week.

  81. P.... T....

    Is he really doing that to random people or are they actors?

  82. S.... ....

    Song is called Robot and uses auto-tune. I'd say it's quite fitting.

    S.... ....

    Sokobansolver epic bro so sweet and cool

  83. M.... ....

    Love it !
    The song is just perfect ! the robot is funny XD and the end credits are awesome ;)

  84. R.... S....

    @mike diva 2 Always making the strangest videos.

  85. K.... F....

    Pretty Cool Song 10/30

  86. H.... H....

    i have a metal femur does that count?? 2:00

  87. D.... ....

    This song is basically my life at the moment...

  88. M.... 1....

    this is the song that got me into 3oh!3

  89. B.... S....

    3:28 TUPAC IS BACK!!!!!

  90. J.... R....

    Twerking?! at 0:43

    J.... R....

    @SuperTigger1999 the good old days..

    J.... R....

    Yeah supertrigger, when music was actually good.

    J.... R....

    @Garrett Smith I miss those days now the music that's actually good is for some reason found in video games mostly, nothing about twerking or having sex just good ol music take persona q's sound track I love that

    J.... R....

    @flydopefresh oh never knew that but it wasn't as known as todays media made it but cool fact

  91. C.... R....

    30h!3 I love you so much and the other guy mehhhhh but 3oh!3 is awesome anyone else who says different can suck crap!!!!!!!💓💓

  92. K.... W....

    I love this

  93. V.... A....

    pop dubstep =_=

  94. B.... H....

    This is a work of genius.

  95. n.... c....

    Love this song 😘😘😘😃

  96. L.... ....

    Real life Bender