311 - Fat Chance Lyrics

Na na na na na na
Aw yea I've seen the devil and the devil is coke
Not down like that cuz it ain't a fuckin joke
Trip ther shrooms fantastic
Shit gets drasctic I didn't believe a word
Can you hear this can you hear in the
Make the music soothin' your system
Come on now, come on now
Hear the beat so sweet I shouldn't tell you how
Im a freak yall Im a freak yall
Much love to my man
Stan Thomas
Yea you say like what up to our man
Eddy Offord
Eddy Offord

You know I'm ready, yes to rock steady
My name's not Betty or Teddy, but Nick
And I'm what you might call a heretic
Yes, and I am from Nebraska
My girl is satisfied, you can ask her
You know I've never visited Alaska
Huh, where the oil was spilt
That drunken captain should be killed
For polluting the sea, an atrocity
He still walks free, well
This one goes to all the birds that drown
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down

Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down

Just fuck the bullshit and get with it
It's time to throw down and so I said it words of
Wisdom that will keep you guessing cause
I'm tired of laying and I'm tired of messing around
With all those suckers
Yes, those stupid mother fuckers
Who put down what we do
We stand alone with the group that's new
If I was a dwarf, I'd surely be Dopey
I'm a stone wheat thin you can not culture
Kick in the teeth a condescending frown
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down

Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down

Yeah, right about now I'd like to turn the mic over to my man
SA Martinez

I am sly in the mix I am the mix master
Death and destructor, lyric conductor
Rollin with the rhythm of the rhyme I'm rollin
Tim, he leads giutar,he's got the jets
Now the b-boys rockin breakin' moves on the floor
311's stepping out and you're yellin for more
I'm hoping, I'm poetry in motion
When I fire I spray
P-Nut, the bass drum is booming
And in your mouth the rhythm is booming
P to the N to the U to the T

Just fuck the has-been's and their stupid-ass rambling
Brothers saying bullshit you can't come through with
Do it in the basement no complacence
It's time to kick the fuck in
Begin to win no sin and then
Share it, declare it in the public domain

I'd be perfectly glad if rap was a fad but it's not
So I'd thought I'd come out with a shot
Super dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown
I don't give a fuck it's time to throw down

Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit it's time to throw down

That's right, knockin' them down
Nineties, all of that

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311 Fat Chance Comments
  1. 8:16 am

    Its 2064. Marijuana saved both the family and planet

  2. Lady snake84

    This band is one of the reasons why I'm a proud 90s kid!

  3. Peter Ciccone

    SA's part is so badass

  4. Resz7

    Song gets me pumped as fuck.

  5. Ben A

    this song has been removed from the spotify version :(

    Teague Smith

    Its there now

  6. PROcrastiDRIVE SV

    Does anyone know what that last bit means? SA says it all the time on this record haha it's awesome.

    PROcrastiDRIVE SV

    +Jacob Fink I know that, thanks. I meant that random shout out that you here on most of this album. Sounds like: "3-baba" or "bidi-baba" haha I dunno...

    Jacob Fink

    +PROcrastiDRIVE SV yeah I don't know what that's about haha

    PROcrastiDRIVE SV

    +Jacob Fink Damn, perhaps it's meant to stay a mystery then :)

    Jacob Fink

    @PROcrastiDRIVE SV I guess so lol

    Sephiroth Gaming

    Its an inside joke on one of the ways the band members refer to themselves as a group

  7. ThePersonWhoComentsOnVideos

    I like the live version better.

  8. boostedisbetter

    good idea, the whole CD is amazing.

  9. Natalie Whitehurst

    such a solid band, every part 100% bad a**,

  10. Natalie Whitehurst

    f*** the b*** s***


    Bull is not a swear word my friend

  11. Azefn

    inspector gadget ...

  12. David Paulus

    one of the best 311 songs

  13. Brett Teubert

    Walked into target the other day and asked for the 311 album titled Music in the Top 20 section. I got directed to Justin Bieber. True sign of the world is coming to an end this year


    That shit was 7 years ago don't scare us for nothing

  14. Rick Clark

    So much funk they crap psychedelic

  15. jhazlem

    i've seen the devil and the devil is coke. not down with that cuz it aint a fuckin joke. trip the shrooms fantastic, shit gets drastic

  16. Numonkei

    @Cptnredbeard1 Not the one and the only, c'mon, but that good...yup.

  17. Numonkei

    I hope Eddie Offord is doing well.

  18. pat higgins

    you know its a good album when it gets to the end of one track and your anticipating, humming, the words to the next track w/o looking at the back of the CD. and it is literally etched in your brain! This is the 311 , the one and only, best o the best!

  19. BackOff414

    This is the perfect song to listen to when you want to beat the shit out of someone.

  20. Numonkei

    *Three, this shit sucks, fuck you Google, solicit a comment or seven. THIS record is better than google, and youtube for putting it up, the record...still MUCH better.

  21. Numonkei

    I owned the copies of this record...everyone of them was worth it, this is once of penultimate records of music.

  22. bluefukingreene

    first 311 albums i heard was music and the blue album in back to back... good day indeed.i miss the funk and the heavier riffs...too beachy and light in the wrist these days.

    Nick Pennow

    Listen to Crossfire on the new album "Voyager", then tell me about wrists.

  23. theMasterYehudi

    @Gaffhart77 haha i second that

  24. Rawk4Life

    Just a reminder, the song you hear at the start is Fat Chance. F*ck the Bullsh*t was originally recorded as a hidden track after Fat Chance ended.

  25. FunK0Slap0GB

    this isnt on my copy of music

  26. Rawk4Life

    Actually, if you listen to the entire video, there's only a 3-4 second interval in between Fat Chance and F*ck the Bullsh*t.

  27. Rawk4Life

    The poppy-funk tune at the start is Fat Chance, and then the song ends and fades right into F** the Bullsh*t.

  28. wesjoe311

    Fat Chance? Ummm....Fuck the Bullshit.

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  30. leftitinurmom

    The "hidden song" trick...lol. I had forgotten about that.

  31. bsblthrwr

    it's a "hidden song", a popular gimmick in the mid to late 90's. if you go to the last track on the album and let it run for about a minute in silence, this song comes on.

  32. FunK0Slap0GB

    i have music but its not on my version

  33. Lauri Saarinen

    Yeah, I agree that 311's early years were the best but Transistor and Soundsystem were also very great. I'd say that Soundsystem was their last great album. So simply we can say that the whole 90's were their golden era.

  34. Nobelwars92

    I bought this Album ^^

  35. RebelXing123

    where did u get this?

  36. alexr0906

    i love this intro!!!
    311 stays true

  37. Nobelwars92

    Thats right!^^

  38. Rocky Wilson

    FTBS awesome...