2 Live Crew, The - One & One Lyrics






One and one, we`re having some fun,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Two and two, I took of my shoes,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Three and three, she undressed me,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Four and four, we fucked on the floor,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Five and five, I put up her thights,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Six and six, the bitch sucked my dick,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Seven and seven, we went to heaven,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Eight and eight, she masturbated,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Nine and nine, she licked my ass,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Ten and ten, the bitch did it again,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

Get off my ass, bitch
Get your face out of my ass, motherfucker

Get off my ass bitch!
GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!
"Haaa"
"But it hurts so good"
"Haaa"
Get laid, get FUCKED!
"Haaa"
"But it hurts so good"
[repeated 'till the end of the track]





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  1. i.... ....

    I have pity for today's kids. No one makes this kind of shit for them. 9 and 9 she licked my ASS.

  2. z.... j....

    love thee 90's

  3. d.... g....

    This was the jam back in the day

  4. G.... J....

    Classic!!

  5. R.... A....

    690 people are not having fun in the bedroom.

  6. C.... R....

    Fuck my ass

  7. M.... L....

    This was my first tape when I first got my tape player it was a duel tape player my mom said this will help you study and get those A’s the first song that played was move something and I said to my self yea mom this is great study music talking about sucking dick in the dark and doing a girl doggie style yea am really going to get those A’s and she got me this tape for Christmas

  8. P.... B....

    The 1st dirty song I ever learned

  9. G.... 4....

    I am since 84 and listening in 2019

  10. T.... S....

    The original from hotel motel by pitbull

  11. D.... G....

    The army brought me here

  12. M.... A....

    Suck Ballz

  13. b.... h....

    I was listening to this in 1990, sophomore yr in boring ass history class

  14. V.... R....

    Lmaooooo when I used to dance this song very young had no clue what the lyrics said !!!!

  15. S.... B....

    Haaab But it hurt so good But it But it hurt so good....2019"

    S.... B....

    Who sampled

  16. A.... R....

    I came here to be able to sing along at our pep rally...

  17. E.... B....

    Wowwwww

  18. y.... j....

    certified banger

  19. B.... ....

    Locker room with the boys in Jr high

  20. C.... S....

    All Day n all the night!😋😍😘

  21. C.... L....

    Did The Kinks get part of the rights to this song?

  22. C.... C....

    Luv sum 2live crew....reminds me of my earky 20s. Good tune.

  23. B.... C....

    Dam had to walk up to my phone to confirm I was still watching. 👎
    Now I'm having to walk up to my phone to Hit the Skip ad Button is Bullshit YouTube ! 👎

  24. B.... ....

    This brings back memories of middle school changing rooms dancing until the teacher yelled at us

  25. B.... S....

    Fucken classic

  26. K.... S....

    Get yo face outa my ass mothafucka! HAHAHA

  27. L.... O....

    Cant believe I listened to this as a child lol smh..***2019*** still listening lol

  28. f.... g....

    Esse sim é o som!!

  29. A.... C....

    Six and six the bitch suck my dick kkkkkkk

  30. C.... R....

    Those girls are so cute and sexy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  31. I.... P....

    I never thought this was so explicit! My childhood friend took her big brother's cassette tape and walkman and we both listened to this song! I was in grade school that time and I felt something weird though I never understand the lyrics! LMAO

  32. M.... C....

    We used to skateboard to this when i was 12.this mixed with hump music

  33. J.... B....

    My neice loves this song

  34. A.... ....

    My friend showed me this song in art class and I was just laughing my head off

  35. D.... B....

    My mom showed me this.

  36. O.... 8....

    SHE licked HIS ass??? Why do I suddenly remember dingelberries and skid marks?? Hummm yum?????

  37. P.... B....

    Happy 420 2019

  38. S.... B....

    Dude sounds like the singer of "Kids of Widney High"

  39. D.... K....

    still moving my dick in 2019

  40. T.... S....

    They actually was band and from playing this music years ago

    T.... S....

    I meant from playing their music

  41. R.... W....

    No advertisements....lol

  42. h.... ....

    Still jamming this in 2019

  43. S.... 6....

    NO FUCKS GIVIN! GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHA FUCKA! !!!!

  44. f.... ....

    the green shirt her P smell great 7:02 for 80's kid and 90's teen like me.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg

  45. S.... B....

    HARD AF!!! #223 2019"

  46. M.... ....

    Pompano, Florida 1988/89. Was a young British kid who had just moved to the States, 4th grade I think. Remember a black kid called Antonio used to sing this to me at school and drum the beat on the desk. Used to giggle like crazy with childish naveity as the lyrics were rude

  47. g.... ....

    This was such corny ass song😂😂😂

  48. K.... L....

    Dis dat real early shit ,white folks lost they mind when they heard their lil timmy listen to uncle Luke aka luck sky walker... 2live crew

  49. R.... S....

    Still jamming in 2019

  50. G.... ....

    👏👏👍😜

  51. i.... ....

    Made with a $5,- keyboard from the local toy shop.

  52. T.... a....

    Haha, 9 and 9

  53. P.... W....

    I remember this shit

  54. B.... ....

    that's crazy, I never heard this song before. I haven't heard 2 Live crew in years.

  55. G.... s....

    Here from Soundman

  56. S.... ....

    We jam this on the bus

  57. n.... w....

    My mom like the song

  58. j.... 1....

    My friend showed this to me

  59. j.... 1....

    My friend showed this to me

  60. C.... G....

    2 live crew.. 10 and 10 the bitch doing it a

  61. C.... T....

    Still rocking it in 2018

    C.... T....

    Still does

  62. �.... ....

    for some reason this popped in my head this morning. i thought it was just a "naughty" song we sang as kids, i didn't realize (or maybe i just didn't remember) that it was an actual song. i didn't know the lyrics past 4 and 4 we fucked on the floor and WOW: bitches, licking asses, masturbating, and sucking dicks...huh guess it was even more "naughty" than i thought haha.

  63. S.... ....

    Classic

  64. m.... t....

    ppl at my lunch table sang this

  65. A.... T....

    I sing this at school in pe and when the teacher catches me i have to go run then the next day me and my freinds brought a speaker and got in trouble by principle.

  66. E.... S....

    6and6 haha

  67. l.... w....

    Everyone at my school has been singing this and our football players scream it in the locker room (this and country roads lol)
    And the tune is the same as one of our cheers (I’m a dancer) so every time we do it we all think ab this song

  68. C.... D....

    Best part

  69. L.... H....

    My friends were singing this in the bus for the football game and my coach sang it too 😂 I did too....I love this song

  70. S.... M....

    Guy was singing a cadence and I'm like "Do you know where that originates from?" He told me no.. let me enlighten you

  71. A.... W....

    Everyone seems to have fond memories of this song, im Just finding it now.
    3.8.2018 age 30

  72. m.... m....

    im 64 and i freakin LOVE THIS SONG. thank u 2 live crew

    m.... m....

    Hell yeah

  73. V.... t....

    What happened to rhyming? 9 and 9 she licked my ass!

  74. I.... ....

    Thats some weird ass song god damn bruh💀

  75. P.... ....

    Hooyah Navy

  76. a.... v....

    This is how I learned my numbers when I was a baby

  77. T.... A....

    This is in a kfc ad

  78. l.... V....

    Obsessed over u David......

  79. l.... V....

    Palacio is where the KING LIVE TANGA KAILAN KA PUNTA..BAT DIMU ALAM..KAILANGAN MUNA....BITCH.

  80. l.... V....

    One on one with u David Kalakaua....ur the King in the Palace (Palacio).

  81. E.... ....

    This makes me horny

  82. C.... T....

    Love it

  83. D.... A....

    Goats 🐐😂📖

  84. S.... M....

    imma play this at my wedding

  85. A.... V....

    It hurts so good ,,

  86. D.... c....

    Everybody in my school singing this
    When I first heard two my friends were singing it and me my other friend was like “what the fuck are singing” and they laughed

  87. A.... H....

    Lol when this song came out i was 2 lol wait no 3

  88. E.... S....

    blasting this in pubg and had people next to me crouching and standing, crouching and standing .... and communication banned from steam the next day after i got reported for voice communication.....

  89. i.... n....

    2018 anyone

  90. D.... A....

    HUGE SHOUT OUT TO UNCLE LUKE!!

  91. D.... A....

    I was 14 when I got this tape. No wonder I was a lil sex addict when I was a teenager..

  92. u.... i....

    6 @17 yr ol

  93. N.... M....

    OMG when ever my dad and my uncle are together they will play this song. XD They are so gross and I can't help but laugh everytime I hear this song. LMAO 😂😆