1975, The - The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme Lyrics






This is a story about a lonely, lonely man
He lived in a lonely house, on a lonely street
In a lonely part of the world but of course
He had the internet, the internet, as you know
Was his friend, you could say his best friend
They would play with eachother everyday
Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things
Having sex with eachother
Informing people on what was wrong with them in their life
Playing games with young children at home with their parents
One day the man whose name was @snowflakesmasher86 turned to his friend the internet
And he said, "internet, do you love me?"
The internet looked at him and said, "yes, I love you very, very, very, very much. I am your best friend in fact I love you so much that I never ever want us to be apart ever again"
"I would like that" said the man
And so they embarked on a life together
Wherever the man went he took his friend
The man and the internet went everywhere together
Except of course the places where the internet could not go
They went to the countryside, they went to birthday parties of the children of some of his less important friends, different countries, even the moon
When the man got sad
His friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better
He would get him cooked animals
And show him the people having sex again
And he would always always agree with him
This one was the man's favourite and it made him very happy
The man trusted his friend so much
"I feel like I could tell you anything" he said on a particularly lonely day
"You can, you can tell me anything, I'm your best friend, anything you say to me will stay strictly between you and the internet"
And so he did, the man shared everything with his friend
All of his fears and desires
All of his loves, past and present
All of the places he had been and was going
And pictures of his penis
He would tell himself, "man does not live by bread alone"
And then he died in his lonely house, on the lonely street
In that lonely part of the world
You can go on his Facebook





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  1. J.... M....

    One day, there will be more dead than alive people on Facebook.

  2. m.... m....

    Fitter, Happier and more Productive

  3. A.... C....

    This is so true lmao. Still

  4. B.... B....

    Why's it that everytime i hear this, i feel like i wanna cry?

    B.... B....

    Google it

  5. S.... S....

    There's something about what's said here. I'll never forget it

  6. /.... S....

    and then he died

  7. E.... A....

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  8. J.... N....

    el fitter happier para millenials/centennials

  9. S.... R....

    Concept: Black mirror with this story line and Matty stars as the lonely man...

  10. B.... ....

    Yeaaaaah is it just me or does this remind me of shoenice the youtuber 😬😬

  11. W.... ....

    *OK* A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships *Computer*

  12. F.... R....

    The first time I heard this song I literally laughed out loud. The last line really caught me off guard and seemed so funny for an ending to a story like this. But now I hear the last line and my lip quivers with sadness

  13. �.... ....

    idk whether to laugh or cry

  14. C.... ....

    i dont know if i should be laughing or crying, so i guess ill do both

    C.... ....

    Google it

  15. j.... c....

    this makes me feel a lot

  16. A.... S....

    Deep song, shallow comment section.

  17. C.... M....

    They are actually fucking genius, y'all should search snowflakesmasher86 on facebook

  18. W.... ....

    matt what the fuck

  19. T.... ....

    Fitter Happier. Except more cringeworthy and pretentious. In a bad way.

  20. b.... ....

    anyone else cry?

  21. T.... ....

    Would've been better just as an instrumental.

  22. �.... ....

    Love this song!!

  23. a.... ....

    Man...this got me very emotional. Such a well-thought work of art...such a good mirror of what's going on.

  24. M.... G....

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  25. K.... M....

    This is why they’re just the best band

  26. Y.... g....

    this is literally there album name as a story, A brief inquiry into online relationships.

  27. J.... C....

    Noobmaster69

  28. C.... G....

    not buying this song for the simple reason that i'll be all in my feelings and then the reddit voice will freaking scare me

  29. D.... d....

    This live tho.....

  30. P.... a....

    This sounds like the ending of a short film or something when all of the sudden the credits start rolling and you are just left there processing what just happened and that the main character didnt end up with what makes him happy and you just sit there and are forced to be content with the ending of it all

  31. F.... ....

    fitter
    happier
    more productive

  32. F.... ....

    It has some similarities to Radiohead's Fitter Happier but some important differences as well. They are both clearly talking about the hypocrisies and struggles of modern life, and how, when the world is supposed to be getting better, it doesn't feel like that at all for certain people. However, there are differences. Fitter Happier evokes anger at the way the world tells us to live, all the guides to 'right living' that don't make us happy. On the other hand, here The 1975 evoke sadness about how people can get sucked into a life lived on the internet and an obsession with internet pornography that can be very isolating and damaging. They probably were influenced by Radiohead when writing this but to say that it's a 'dumbed down version' or anything like that misses the point. These feelings of dissatisfaction with (post-)modern life aren't going anywhere, in fact they're evolving as the world changes. It's a different song and people who identify with one might not identify with the other. Just because you're more familiar with Radiohead doesn't mean this song lacks depth.

  33. O.... ....

    Fitter, happier
    More productive

  34. S.... D....

    2:32, that note in particular gives me chills

  35. K.... ....

    Is this Fitter Happier?

  36. B.... M....

    And he does make art thank you very much

  37. P.... L....

    HER : Soundtrack

  38. T.... T....

    It reminds me so much of Roxy Music's song from the For Your Pleasure album called In Every Dreamhome A Heartache. Not as good but scarier.

  39. C.... K....

    This is a bad rip off of Fittier Happier

  40. P.... J....

    I cant imagin matt being an internet weirdo.

  41. T.... ....

    The piano gives me some Koe no Katachi vibes, but that's prob just my weeb ass over here

  42. G.... C....

    Song is creative and creepy

  43. G.... C....

    Song is creative and creepy

  44. r.... ....

    political han tyumi

  45. b.... ....

    The 2010s version of 'Fitter Happier' by Radiohead.


    I wonder if that was the influence.

  46. R.... R....

    The 1975 deserve a Grammy for this album and it's depth.

  47. P.... ....

    The honesty and "simpleness" (in a positive way) of this really reminds me of Bo Burnham. Absolutely brilliant

  48. M.... C....

    Fitter, Happier, More Productive

  49. m.... M....

    This reminds me of "a story of boy meets girls"

  50. O.... 2....

    Person who wrote this song baths with his dad

  51. a.... ....

    *this album is so different and strange yet so beautiful and captivating, I don’t know what the fuck to feel*

  52. L.... W....

    Siri is strangely a great storyteller 👍

  53. A.... L....

    This remembers me to "The Sad Man"

  54. L.... 2....

    Can Radiohead sue the 1975 please

  55. L.... 2....

    Radiohead ripoff.The automated voice the fact its about technology, the whole of OK computer was about advancements in technology. Even the piano is the same fml.

  56. C.... ....

    Grow up

  57. M.... N....

    Search snowflake smasher 86 into Facebook and message it, it’s amazing it relates to this

  58. I.... ....

    fitter happier + motion picture soundtrack

  59. a.... r....

    this goes perfectly hand in hand with the movie HER. Best track on the album if you ask me

  60. o.... n....

    so basically: radiohead

  61. A.... s....

    Más encajadito, más feliz.

  62. J.... A....

    This makes me wanna tie a cat to a stick and drive it into winter shit

  63. J.... A....

    This makes me wanna tie a cat to a stick and drive it into winter shit

  64. R.... M....

    My favorite of the album. It's just so.... important.
    Side note: *p i c t u r e s o f h i s p e n i s*

  65. R.... D....

    Fittier happier???

  66. Y.... j....

    It's just really ironic that I'm here, contemplating about the internet. On the internet.

  67. r.... s....

    is it sad that i cry to this

  68. O.... L....

    I was watching "Her" with my father and immediately thought of this song the whole time I was watching the movie

  69. A.... ....

    this song slaps 😋😋🙈😊🤤

  70. T.... I....

    One day in the future, AI will be advanced enough to write their own poetry and I imagine it will sound close to this

  71. r.... t....

    The piano is so gorgeous

  72. s.... ....

    Brutal beauty.

  73. A.... S....

    Fitter Happier?

  74. A.... J....

    The 1975 - The Man Who Married A Robot/ Love Theme

    This is a story about a lonely, lonely man
    He lived in a lonely house, on a lonely street
    In a lonely part of the world
    But, of course, he had the internet
    The internet, as you know was his friend
    You could say his best friend
    They would play with each other everyday
    Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things
    Having s*x with each other
    Informing people on what was wrong with them and their life
    Playing games with young children at home with their parents

    One day, the man, whose name was @SnowflakeSmasher86
    Turned to his friend, the internet, and he said, "Internet, do you love me?"
    The internet looked at him and said, "Yes
    I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much
    I am your best friend
    In fact, I love you so much that I never, ever want us to be apart, ever again, ever"

    "I would like that", said the man

    And so they embarked on a life together
    Wherever the man went, he took his friend
    The man and the internet went everywhere together
    Except, of course, the places where the internet could not go
    They went to the countryside
    They went to birthday parties of the children of some of his less important friends
    Different countries, even the moon

    When the man got sad, his friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better
    He would get him cooked animals
    And show him the people having s*x again
    And he would always, always agree with him
    This one was the man's favorite and it made him very happy
    The man trusted his friend so much

    "I feel like I could tell you anything, " he said, on a particularly lonely day

    "You can, you can tell me anything
    I'm your best friend, anything you say to me will stay strictly between you and the internet"

    And so he did, the man shared everything with his friend
    All of his fears and desires
    All of his loves, past and present
    All of the places he had been and was going, and pictures of his p*n*s

    He would tell himself, "Man does not live by bread alone"

    And then he died in his lonely house, on the lonely street, in that lonely part of the world
    You can go on his Facebook

  75. A.... R....

    I'm getting her vibes.

  76. m.... -....

    The 1975 used to have good original work. They can do so much better than this. The entire album is an ok computer tribute mixed in with some bon iver.

  77. i.... m....

    Her (2013)

  78. J.... N....

    que clase de fitter happier trucho y fome es este?

  79. D.... H....

    Black Mirror the musical

  80. J.... M....

    The story is just like the movie “HER” plot.

  81. S.... ....

    Fitter, Happier for suburban white girls driving lexuses

  82. T.... ....

    Hey there Fitter Happier, Thought you were from a different album but OK.

  83. p.... d....

    this is so fucking deep yall

  84. b.... d....

    this album deserves a grammy

  85. L.... ....

    *_and pictures of his penis_*

  86. P.... ....

    This is giving me Fitter Happier vibes. I like it.

  87. M.... A....

    La amo 🖤🖤🖤🖤

  88. d.... n....

    This is... genius. These guys have grown so much over the years, going from songs like Sex (which is still one of my faves from them) to criptic artistic and social statements like this one... i am so proud. Proud of them and proud of having the privilege to be their fan. So fcking proud.

  89. j.... t....

    Best song on the album

  90. R.... P....

    When i heard it for the first time i thought "what kind of Fitter Happier is this?"

  91. a.... ....

    when I first heard this I thought it was about a pedophile and a kid? I’m I just that fucked up?

  92. K.... ....

    guys you can actually go on his Facebook woah https://www.facebook.com/snowflakesmasher86/

  93. l.... l....

    the lyrics are literal and intense but the instrumental is so surreal and visceral wow I love this band

    l.... l....

    lebani lisa listen to Radiohead’s OK computer

  94. S.... ....

    RIP SnowflakeSmasher86

  95. h.... ....

    Is it just me or does he sound like ben whishaw

  96. E.... M....

    Bright Eyes reference very, very, very, very, very, very much so.

  97. a.... ....

    Fitter happier, more productive.

  98. H.... !....

    Make an actual music video for this plsss

  99. J.... H....

    This is a so blatantly obvious rip off of Fitter Happier by Radiohead.

    J.... H....

    Jug Head it’s not a rip off, a rip off would have the same sound and lyrics, just slightly altered. The word you’re looking for is inspired by, and taking inspiration from, and that is ok. No band in history has made a record that is completely uninspired, they have all taken inspiration from those who have come before them.